Hello there, it's been a while!

Not much has changed at SB headquarters, we are still swimming in doubloons we make off of advertising revenue. I think we're starting to establish a reader base, finally which is good news. More people = moar updates!

So tell a friend, or show them a poorly drawn comic from us! They'll love it! -RG

Hey there!

Yeah, you!

I know it's been a while. But I've had quite a few things to sort out with varying degrees of smarmyness. Also with a great deal of good news!

Since the world has been informed of Smarmy Badger (Poacher)'s unbelievably brilliant smarmyness, ratings have gone through the roof! We're nearing as much unique traffic per day as GOOGEL. YES, THAT IS NO TYPO! GOOGLE IT!

The artits I hired and myself could not be more pleased. And it's all thanks to you! Thanks a million, buddy. Please vote if you have a working clicking finger while you're at it!

RG- SIGNING OFF

Well well well. All good news this time, folks!

I was able to re-hire all 200 of the Smarmy Badger art team to work full time on SB! You might be sitting there wondering, "Rob, you've proven you can handle a single web comic just fine! Why re-hire them?"

That is a valid question. The truth is, I do it for them. Their passion is to draw the great smarmyness that is Smarmy Badger, and while most of them would do it for free if asked, I felt that their contributions were too significant to go unnoticed.

We've also had a TREMENDOUS rise in views, so if you're new here, welcome! Feel free to take off your coat and sit on the couch close to the fire, fueled by pure smarmyness and logs freshly taken from the endangered Amazon Rainforest!

As always, please vote! It is greatly appreciated! (Otherwise I have to lay all these artits off. *artists)

-RG

Rob Gunhauz here. NEED YOUR VOTES! THIS WILL ENSURE MAXIMUM SMARMYNESS POSSIBLE! THANKS!

-RG SIGNING OFF

Wow, I don't know what to say.

Smuck Jeeves has sent me a message saying that since Smarmy Badger is so well received, they would personally like to hire me full time to draw it for you guys! This is amazing...prepare to have more smarmyness than you can handle!

RG- OUT!

Well folks, I got good news and bad news.

I'll go with the good news first. I took a loan from the bank to purchase an expensive studio grade animating program for the comic. This will REALLY up the production quality of Smarmy Badger significantly, it won't even LOOK like Smarmy Badger. Well, it will still have that smarmy feel to it, but much more awesome.

The bad news. I had to lay off most of the previous artists I had hired, causing some of their families to go without food.

That's about it!

Good news, friend!

The art team has now expanded to a whopping 50 members! So much goes on behind the scenes, I wish you could see them all at hard work in their cubicles.

I recently purchased a building downtown to devote to Smarmy Badger, and I must say this will only bring more smarmy goodness!

There will only be more tasty goodness to come. Stay tuned.

Hi there.

Welcome to Smarmy Badger, formerly known as Smarmy Bob. After a rough 15 minutes of life, Smarmy Bob had seen his better day.

Smarmy Badger is way better in every way, and I hope you understand the art team's decision (The art team consists of 30 members in various countries across the world!)

Thanks

The Management